speeches on peaches

For the record, I have never got up in front of an audience with the intention of speaking about peaches. To the best of my knowledge, I've never spoken about peaches in front of an audience. I'm not eating a peach today; I did not eat a peach yesterday, either. I remember a brilliant peach cobbler in Virginia, but that was eons ago. I do not now have any plans, intentions, or leanings toward espousing the virtues of peaches to anyone. However, I am not so very far from Georgia.