Don't Tell Me How It Ends

Because I hate that.

I read a film review on CNN once. They gave away the ending. Not directly; they made a comparison to another film which gave it away. I was very, very upset, and so now I try never to read a review of anything I already intend to read and/or watch. Of course, in a lingering state of anticipation, I've proven to be less than capable.

So, a note to all reviewers out there: don't give it away. Don't give me just a rehash of the plot. Tell me if things work, it things don't work. Give me something critical. It's not a high school book report. Make it matter. Don't tell me to see the movie or read the book, and don't tell me to skip it. Give me enough information to make an informed decision (though, ultimately, since my bad CNN experience, I rarely go to reviews for this purpose anymore). But whatever you do, do not give away the ending.

(And also, don't spoil any surprises, okay? Thanks!)